Getting knocked up in life is a given...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, Dec 15, 2013.

  1. Tigger Please

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    ...if you do not follow preventative measures
     
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    Technically, impotence is a protective measure :cheer:
     
  3. Tigger Please

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    :golfclap:
     
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    Take it in the dumper, ladies.
     
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    Your uterus looks like a haunted house's ceiling.
     
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    Any uterus to you looks like Cuba. Something you can be close to yet prohibited from ever visiting
     
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    I don't live in south Florida.:fail:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    A little decorum please--can you at least make me thinner so I don't look like Henrietta Hippo?
     
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    I never said you did :dontknow:
     
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    are you wearing a negla-jay?
     
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    I don't have a pic of Blue Iris in her coffin.
     
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    lol
     
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    For the record, my uterus does not look like the ceiling of a haunted house. The Womb Broom maintains it!
     
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    Well get to work; did your photoshopping arm break or something? Jeez!
     
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    You cannot assume skinniness with death, either. I've seen people who are going to need to be buried in a double wide trailer for a coffin
     
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    Schmoopy can go to Cuba if he wants. He just has to go to Canada to get there.