WTF Getting Older...falling apart!

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  1. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    So...I'll be 42 in a week. I feel pretty good energy wise and my back is strong, as well as my knees....a rarity in my business..construction

    BUT. ...I've already had carpal tunnel syndrome surgery....I feel arthritis in my hands..

    My gums are receding. ..I just noticed a freaking ball on the side of my big toe. ..a fucking bunion????

    Oh...my ass just went and dropped after 35...before then, you could set a drink on my ass...hahaha. ...now, it's practically flat

    Just starting to notice my eyelid skin is drooping.....and I'm gonna probably need reading glasses when I go in for my yearly eye exam

    And forget about the daily tweezing of freaking WHISKERS on my chin.

    I know it's only going to get worse...but at least I woke up today, right??
     
  2. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    No matter how old I feel....
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :eek:I'm sure it's not as bad as you're making it sound. Whenever possible, I try to delete signs of aging. I also avoid the sun like a weirdo. I have dark hair and pale skin. I look like a satanist. But it's preserved my skin. :) I started doing squats and lunges for the butt. And got back into yoga. And :words::words::words:. I'm sure none of it is having any effect. :nocheer:
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I guess I gotta do ass exercises. What about the bunion?

    I'm making appointments for the Podiatrist and a Periodontist. My foot was also hurting me today while driving....bunion surgery seems like a big deal

    I'm on retinol, too....my skin is nice now but the droopy eye skin sucks
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'm going to need pics to verify this nonsense....
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I dunno. So far, my feet are okay. Very youthful looking, yes ma'am they are.
     
  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Of your ass, not your bunion...
     
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    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm 46 and the reading vision is about gone. So annoying. My body is still strong. My hair is still there and mostly dark.

    I do have to do some heavy lifting for my personal business though and do have to think of a way to outsource that some day. Probably in the next four years.
     
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  9. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    My feet are extremely wide so my shoes don't always fit well. ...except my work boots...they fit nice.

    But I guess years of wearing I'll fitting shoes...even just on weekends....caught up with me
     
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    Can I complain in your thread too?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    You complain? Never noticed
     
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    No, about being hit by a car.
     
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    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sunscreen and sleep for your skin.
     
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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lol Ed!!! :giggle:
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Not so much gross..more like, wtf?
     
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    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Start walking 3 miles a day. Watch the red meat.
    Stay out of fast food joints.
    Drink wine -avoid dark liquors and beer.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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  20. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    That's the thing..I recently lost 30 pounds and feel pretty good. My BMI is normal and I run on the treadmill about 4 times a week.

    That's the thing. ....our weight we can control. ..but everything else.....