Getting ready to take Swifty for a walk.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And I'm all faded as fuck on drugs and alcohol.

    Can't wait to interact with the neighborhood kids. :c
     
  2. HAL

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    Im calling the police
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Watch for falling assholes.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Nerd? :wtf:
     
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    how bout getting a date (?)
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon

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  8. Daveindiego

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    Kid: Mommy, why is the scary man slurring his words? I can't understand him. :c
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Kid: Mommy, why is this huge faggot trying to smell my hair
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
  11. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    A great place for you to go take a walk is into oncoming traffic.
     
  12. gilaet

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    Yo Dave. You got this, best thing about walking dog is everyone pays attention to the dog. Let the kids pet away!
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    I'm back. :c