Getting the wife a new vibrator for our anniversary

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  1. Shivvy

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    Any suggestions?
     
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    for Mrs Shiv? get her a white one. she deserves a change.
     
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    Dude, do not buy your wife a vibrator for your anniversary :facepalm:
     
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    Why not?
     
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    Ask smoopy. :dontknow: He seems to like the molded replica type.
     
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    You're supposed to get her something to use on herself
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    get her something she can show off when she's away from the house.

    a vibrator is something she gets for herself, that she can discuss with her girlfriends and make referential jokes about you. if you get it, you ruin the fun.
     
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    Shiv getting drawn and quartered in this thread.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Some guy named Dave Matthews pm'd me her amazon wishlist and i already got her one. :dontknow:
     
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    Am I crazy here? :jj:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm sitting here thinking I'm doing something fun and sexy :dontknow:
     
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    What is she getting you?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There's a guy in nsfw posting pics of his wife in some sexy photoshoot he set up. Maybe you can do that.


    And then post the pics for us.
     
  16. Shivvy

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    I have no idea
     
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    Probably something fun and sexy like a new watch. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Any woman got some better idea?
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned Gold

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    What's your budget? Hopefully more than the $20 the vibrator is going to set you back. :no: