Getting the wife a new vibrator for our anniversary

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Any suggestions?
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    for Mrs Shiv? get her a white one. she deserves a change.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dude, do not buy your wife a vibrator for your anniversary :facepalm:
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why not?
     
  6. Mack

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    Ask smoopy. :dontknow: He seems to like the molded replica type.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    You're supposed to get her something to use on herself
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    get her something she can show off when she's away from the house.

    a vibrator is something she gets for herself, that she can discuss with her girlfriends and make referential jokes about you. if you get it, you ruin the fun.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shiv getting drawn and quartered in this thread.
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    :nojj:
     
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    Some guy named Dave Matthews pm'd me her amazon wishlist and i already got her one. :dontknow:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Am I crazy here? :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sitting here thinking I'm doing something fun and sexy :dontknow:
     
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    What is she getting you?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There's a guy in nsfw posting pics of his wife in some sexy photoshoot he set up. Maybe you can do that.


    And then post the pics for us.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have no idea
     
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    Probably something fun and sexy like a new watch. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Any woman got some better idea?
     
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    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    What's your budget? Hopefully more than the $20 the vibrator is going to set you back. :no: