Getting the wife a new vibrator for our anniversary

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Any suggestions?
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    for Mrs Shiv? get her a white one. she deserves a change.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Dude, do not buy your wife a vibrator for your anniversary :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Why not?
     
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    Ask smoopy. :dontknow: He seems to like the molded replica type.
     
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    You're supposed to get her something to use on herself
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    get her something she can show off when she's away from the house.

    a vibrator is something she gets for herself, that she can discuss with her girlfriends and make referential jokes about you. if you get it, you ruin the fun.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shiv getting drawn and quartered in this thread.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Some guy named Dave Matthews pm'd me her amazon wishlist and i already got her one. :dontknow:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Am I crazy here? :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm sitting here thinking I'm doing something fun and sexy :dontknow:
     
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    What is she getting you?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There's a guy in nsfw posting pics of his wife in some sexy photoshoot he set up. Maybe you can do that.


    And then post the pics for us.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea
     
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    Probably something fun and sexy like a new watch. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Any woman got some better idea?
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    What's your budget? Hopefully more than the $20 the vibrator is going to set you back. :no: