Getting the wife a new vibrator for our anniversary

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Any suggestions?
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    for Mrs Shiv? get her a white one. she deserves a change.
     
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    Dude, do not buy your wife a vibrator for your anniversary :facepalm:
     
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    Why not?
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Ask smoopy. :dontknow: He seems to like the molded replica type.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    You're supposed to get her something to use on herself
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    get her something she can show off when she's away from the house.

    a vibrator is something she gets for herself, that she can discuss with her girlfriends and make referential jokes about you. if you get it, you ruin the fun.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shiv getting drawn and quartered in this thread.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Some guy named Dave Matthews pm'd me her amazon wishlist and i already got her one. :dontknow:
     
  12. Shivvy

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    Am I crazy here? :jj:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm sitting here thinking I'm doing something fun and sexy :dontknow:
     
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    What is she getting you?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There's a guy in nsfw posting pics of his wife in some sexy photoshoot he set up. Maybe you can do that.


    And then post the pics for us.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have no idea
     
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    Probably something fun and sexy like a new watch. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Any woman got some better idea?
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    What's your budget? Hopefully more than the $20 the vibrator is going to set you back. :no: