WTF Gf is getting a breast reduction

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    well this is a first for me. My girlfriend of two years is getting a reduction. Yes I automatically think of the Superbad scene. I suppose they are so large they are giving her back issues. I rarely see them because she hates them so much. She's 5'4 with massive natural boobs.
    More details to come. #drinkingsorrowsaway
     
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    Before and after pics or gtfo.
     
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    I think she's turning lesbo brah
     
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    I'm sorry for your loss. :tears:
     
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    Ninja motherfucker. :D
     
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    Tell her it will make her ass look bigger and she won't do it.

     
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    Dump her.
     
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    Get a dick reduction. Just keep the head and balls. That'll show her.
     
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    Titty fuck her first
     
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    Save the flesh for me. Cheers
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    How did she break the news to you - date night at KFC or a BBQ joint?
     
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    Sending you prayers for strength and hope in this dark and troubling time
     
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    This story is bullshit because no man, after being informed of such devastating news, would continue to refer to the woman in the story as his "girlfriend."

    Better luck next time, chump!
     
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    As a world famous chiropractor, tell her I can fix her back and save the cans. The only thing is I adjust from the front and we have to be nude.
     
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    Not trying to be a dick, but should she lose 50 pounds of fat first in your opinion?