gg bro

I second that feeling/sound right about fucking now.... I think I could murder somebody- literally. I sometimes just want to be in a slapstick film where someone chokes someone incessantly for 5 minutes and the guy doesn't die but keeps getting choked. That's what I mean by murder somebody literally. I just wanna choke someone for 5 minutes and watch them squirm like an idiot like they're Ben Stiller or something, I don't want 'em to die. (Just to confirm)

 

Choke this guy.

 

So much fun.

 

Hi bob.

 

My beloved Shaggy

 

Hello Bro.

 

I'm eating healthy late night before I pass out. Seedless cucumbers and grape tomatoes with canola oil mayo with fresh cracked pepper.

It's fucking heaven. Ghetto heaven.

 

That sounds pretty classy.

 

It might be white trash. Ever use mayo as salad dressing?

 

To make ranch dressing, and for chicken or tuna salad, and for cole slaw dressing.

 

The women I see with big tattoos on their chests at the grocery store don't eat grape tomatoes and seedless cucumbers.