GHP is a bisexual, Christian, conservative pimp!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Who also lives in Honduras and talks like Miss Cleo.

    Think about that for a minute



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    This could double as a GHP appreciation thread
     
  2. banksy

    banksy Sometimes I'm not a strong man, Tania. VIP

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  3. Gomez

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    from what I understand also smokes weed
     
  4. Swayze

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    and makes pornos I believe
     
  5. banksy

    banksy Sometimes I'm not a strong man, Tania. VIP

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    GHP eats snakes and lizards and stink friut :grad:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    She's more like Eryka Badu in Blues Brothers 2000
     
  7. Gomez

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    boils marooned, shipwrecked sailors in a pot and dances in a grass skirt
     
  8. Swayze

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    she pimps out some hot sistas but won't discuss pricing
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I think somebody has to hand crank a generator for her to have internet. Kind of a Gilligan's Island setup.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    I would totally bang her.
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    She is a caucasian.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    the brothel looks affordable
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    eats lizard pizza
     
  14. Swayze

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    agreed

    I'm thinking like 40 bucks a pop and whatever they steal out of your wallet whilst fucking.
     
  15. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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  16. Swayze

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    Can we talk pricing? Are you above or below the market?
     
  17. Shivvy

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    $40? No way. Much more affordable
     
  18. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    She used to shit while sitting on a tree branch
     
  19. GHP

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    We are the market
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    And wiped with dry coconut hair :weird: