Giancarlo Stanton: $325 million over 13 years

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  1. Nemo

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  2. Nemo

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    #worst contract EVER
     
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    I don't know, but he ain't poor, that's for sure.
     
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    Has Beth noticed him yet?

    He's young. Loaded. Plays in Florida.

    Beth has a house in Florida.
     
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    Howard invented legal embezzling. :coffee:
     
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    Give him the big penthouse in NY, the massive spread in Florida, 12 useless cars, and a couple of baby mommas just for shits and giggles, and he'll be a used car salesman in 15 years
     
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    Not as rich. But a speedy divorce/settlement so certain pictures of a certain Howard and Ralph don't get out would take care of that problem.
     
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    That's the thing with Athletes and Rappers. They get a million bucks. They buy a 3 million dollar house. And pay the mortgage assuming "they shit will be hot" for X amount of years. Usually it doesnt end up that way.
     
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    That's chump change to Howard.
     
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    Its the Marlins. They will dump him and that contract in 4 years.

    Most likely to the Yankees.
     
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    That's insane. Broke 100 rbis one time and never hit 40 hr. .270 lifetime.

    :facepalm:
     
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    Better, they hire their uncle as the accountant who never could make a sound business decision.....
    Buy everyone in the family a house.....
    Um....Reggie Rich????
     
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    I'd like to see him back at work before offering him a new contract, missing the last month of the season from being hit in the face by a pitch and might have some lingering effects.
     
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    Dude can hit the fuck out of the ball though


     
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    He isn't even in his prime yet.

    Is it one of the Marlins typical contracts, where the guy gets a ham sandwich for a year or 2, then when his salary is about to explode, they trade him? That is what they did with both Delgado and Reyes.
     
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    Well he doesnt play in a hitters park and he has no lineup protection but he is the real deal.
    This is a shame. Lauria and Samson are two of the scuzziest guys in MLB
     
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  19. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Lets hope
    But it says no trade clause
     
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    Thanks to Jeffrey Loria, 5000 people were in attendance to see that homerun live!