giant brown hawk snatched up my cat

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  1. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    I guess today is animal storys at dawgs so ill combine two storys posted earlier

    first my friends cat got out. next a hawk snatched him up luckily neighbor has mirrored glass the cat was not hurt in the collision. cats home now but some hot chick hi on hash took the hawk and sped away like a maniac (at 6 mph cause she was buzzed)
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    howard related cause a pelican married a moose
     
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    snatched :snicker:
     
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    Shame cat got away. Cats kill billions of birds and small wildlife a year.

    Keep your cat inside
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    was she in her pyjamas though?
     
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    What? Dude, learn english bro.
     
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    i despise hawks and eagles, they're disgusting predators.
    i once saw one flying with something in it's mouth. for some reason after all these years it's an image i haven't forgotten. maybe, that was the day i realized life could be brutal.
     
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    wgas
     
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    [​IMG]

    My wife let her new kitten out the other day while she was repotting some plants. 2 of these guys started circling and the kitten got put right back inside
     
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    We had a white squirrel in our yard that we named Albie. He hung out in our trees for several years. He was out little mascot. We thought he was albino but was merely white. Anyway, she has 3 babies and 2 were white. I watched a hawk kill one of them and I will never get that image out of my head. Now Albie and the other baby have disappeared as well. Very sad.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    there are some smaller ones here (like chicken size)
    they kill all the birds at the bird feeder
     
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    I'm taking a giant squirting shit right now. Spraying the bowl and dripping down each of my ass cheeks. No idea how I'm gonna clean this up.
     
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    nature is freaking brutal, awful.
     
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    Did the cat take a selfie with the hawk?
     
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    This is the fake story Mike
     
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    You hate America.

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    :p
     
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    BTW ~ Raptors don't kill endangered species, they are the endangered species.;)
     
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