News Giants DE End Pierre-Paul casualty of the 4th

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  1. PI Nate

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    Giants DE End Jason Pierre-Paul suffered "burns on his palm and three fingers, and possible nerve damage" after a July 4th fireworks accident.

    the injury..."likely will not prove “career threatening” and that the “prognosis is not terrible.”


    Paul had been holding out and had not yet signed the teams tender offer. :lmao:

    Deadspin posted a string of tweets from Pierre-Paul’s neighbors documenting a “whole Uhaul van of fireworks” parked outside of his house.


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    http://time.com/3946103/new-york-giants-jason-pierre-paul-july-4-fireworks-hand-injured/
     
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    Darwin Awards in full effect.
     
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    I'm sure the uHaul rental place is thrilled about the illegal transport of fireworks in their vehicle.
     
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    Brillant
     
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    That looks like my hand about two hours after I found out Kate Upton nudes were available.
     
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    :omg: What the actual fuck, dude!!!

    Spoiler tag that shit!!! Fuck!!!
     
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    I'd call him a fucking moron but at least he didn't try launching it off the top of his head like this fucking idiot Darwin award winner here in this pic. The funny thing is, this guys mother is now lobbying for more restrictions on fireworks. I would suggest at most a warning that reads: DO NOT IGNITE AND ATTEMPT LAUNCH FROM THE TOP OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD MORON![​IMG]
     
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    I don't think so.
     
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    I wonder if he will start a gofundme? Looks like he could use a hand
     
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    I think the Giants will move him to RB. He is excellent at taking a hand off.

    :rs:
     
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    Sorry. Should not have posted without alert.
     
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    Thank you. :hat:
    Now, if only we could get the ones contained in other people's quotes changed... :rolleye:
     
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    THANK YOU to whichever mod did that. :hug:
     
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    ESPN obtained medical charts that show Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul had right index finger amputated today. [​IMG]
     
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