Giants' JPP damages hand w/ fireworks

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    HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    At least he won't ever again be penalized for defensive holding.
     
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    I burned the fuck outta my finger lighting sparklers for my kid and a lil girl. I basically got 1/2 a grape on the outside edge of my index finger. I'm trying not to burst it, cause I don't want it getting infected at work the next couple days.
     
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    Hope he signed his franchise offer sheet. Makes the Giants look smart for not doing a long term deal.

    This is possibly the stupidest athlete off field injury since Bob Ojeda cut off the tip of a finger on his pitching hand w/ the hedge clippers.

    Saddest was that dude Brien Taylor. Yankees #1 pick who wrecked his pitching arm in a bar fight.
     
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    Will his hand heal in time so he can dump rookies (and Prince Amukamara) in the cold tub during training camp?
     
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    I had forgotten the Bob Ojeda thing. One of my favorites was when Wade Boggs blew out his back pulling on his cowboy boots and had to sit out for a few games.
     
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    I was just reaching for a cup of dumb fuck but that works. :nyghome:
     
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    jesus christ:facepalm:
     
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    Do your best to keep it out of strange buttholes too. :grad:
     
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    Are you a proctologist?
     
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    swisscheese hands.
     
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    he could lose over 14 MILLION from this stunt! :cwl: Giants are off the hook for his salary.


    Jason Pierre-Paul - DL - Giants
    Andy Slater of WINZ in Florida reports Giants unsigned franchise player Jason Pierre-Paul suffered a "severe" hand injury during a fireworks accident on the fourth of July.

    JPP is from Florida and played college ball at USF. He has not signed his franchise tender and therefore is currently not under contract. If the hand injury is severe enough, the Giants could rescind Pierre-Paul's tender and be off the hook for his $14.813 million salary, sending JPP into unrestricted free agency. We'll wait for the rumors to be confirmed to pass along anything definitive, but there are whispers that JPP may have lost fingers and/or parts of his hand.
     
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    I never cease to be amazed at how stupid human beings are.

    The guy has $15 million PENDING his signature and he blows off his hand dicking around with firecrackers.

    The NFL is not forgiving if you lose a step. Lose a hand? Forget about it.
     
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    *applause*

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    Maybe if he only lost a few fingers they'll give him $7.5 million.
     
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    If he really did lose fingers, they will rescind his franchise tender. He will go from 15 million dollar man to worthless free agent.

    He will probably still play in some capacity but no team is going to invest big money in this guy anymore.

    He has not signed his franchise sheet. hes fucked.
     
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    The first game is in 10 weeks. How long does it take to grow back most of your hand?