Giddyup bitches!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fixed the final steps in getting back behind the wheel.

    My insurance will be "assured" by Thursday.........I rather plan to spend the day driving nowhere and everywhere.

    2 and a half years.......a moment of bad judgement, 2 1/2 years and 10's of thousands to repair. Lesson learned.

    I can't decide what to do with myself first.........go shopping? See a movie on my own just 'cause I can? Rent a hooker and shag him in the back of my car?

    I'm open to suggestions. :umunch:
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i suggest you rewrite those sentences so they make sense.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    You sure you remember how to drive?
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Drive to Brampton :c
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is not on the list. Learn how to speak "deflection" or bite me, good sir.

    I goddamn better - my car is standard.
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    come visit me you can stay at my parents house and we can watch chick flicks and drink and ill make some rice crispy treats with pot in them:cheer:
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Laced rice crispy treats must be made with hash :nono:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    No desire to hang out with the east Indians.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    NOW we're talkin'! You in Jersey Mario?
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i don't have time to learn a new language but i would be more than happy to gnaw on you.
     
  11. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    We're not all East Indians :mad:
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  13. BleedingGums

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    wha happen?? :dontknow:
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    no cleveland we can visit the rock hall and cedar point!!!
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's a long damn way for rice krispies, pal.

    Wanna meet me halfway? You bring the rice krispies, I'll bring the beer.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Slippy goes to Taco Bell


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  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're a minority, and you know it buddy. They are a good people.....but - no thanks.

    Come to cow-tipping country!
     
  18. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    Go bar hopping. (Take a cab)
     
  19. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    A lot of crazy drivers. Get your middle finger ready. :c
     
  20. fenderbaum

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    Congrats slips. The whole car seduction did not work out so well the last time, might I suggest a modestly nice hotel?