Gift exchange at work

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    We're having a company Xmas lunch party soon.
    We're supposed to spend $25 for the crazy game (you know pick a random gift and somebody can steal it, blah blah)
    I asked the organizer which gifts are popular.
    She said liquor!
     
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    get 25 airplane bottles of various liquors.
     
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    Everyone brings liquor to ours too. People get pissy whenever they get the gift that I brought, because it's usually some kind of gag gift, or some kind of game.

    This year I'm feeling the pressure of years past and just getting alcohol too, which sadly, isn't as fun.
     
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  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    she told me this one was popular
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    So lick her.
     
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    popular with whom? 20 something homos with no taste whatsoever?
     
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    Make some cunt's Xmas extra merry this year. Get her yoda, that's what I'd do if I played games at work
     
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    You can get a lot of this!

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  9. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I don't know. I don't drink at all. Is it better to get 1 large bottle or the weird Xmas packs of little ones?

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    Wow - it's amazing there are businesses that still allow booze to be given at a company event. I've had any thought of that conditioned out of me with all the regulations etc.
     
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    ya things are eaiser here. There's a keg and liquor in the kitchen.
     
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    isn't that dan akyroyd's vodka?

    maybe a variety pack of the 5 most common liquors in airplane bottles?
     
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    They hiring?
     
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    Top shelf liquor :grad:
     
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    ligga
     
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    Will anyone know what gift is brought by you? If not I would go with a box of Kleenex, tube of lube, and anal beads. Sit back and watch someone open that. Do it and I bet you won't have to play that stupid game next year.
     
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    Throw Mein Kampf in and the company will have lots of new policies come 2015.
     
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    That's how to do a Secret Santa gift exchange! the only enjoyment I get in those games is to watch peoples fake or surprised reactions! Best one I saw was an envelope of scratched instant lottery tickets!
     
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