Gilaet we need your help

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Miss Chriza has expressed a desire to have me teach her to play Skyrim

    I explained to her that I am probably not the best man for the job :wtf:

    However, I know that you can offer her some sage wisdom and beginner's tips, you know, the kind you never gave me :what:



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  2. MatthewT

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  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Make a character and stick with it.
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Oh, send a fucking PM already.
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is gonna be like that episode where Sheldon taught Penny how to play that computer game.
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What if she doesn't like it?
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    how are they okay with that :rofl:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :backlol:
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Life is hard. :fil:
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Starting over is easy :fil:
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    So gay
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I don't know but I am now becoming a yoga instructor. :jj:
     
  14. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    Nerds :facepalm:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also can you photoshop her face onto a Skyrim character kthanx
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I need a pic.
     
  17. MatthewT

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    "let your kundalini settle into your gooch"
     
  18. MatthewT

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    no pics
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Also, if you could remove the love handles. Thanx! :smile:
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I mean, FUCKING QUEER EYE. Do you not have friends that you can ask this question too??