Gilbert Gottfried Jokes About Pounding the ‘Hot Pieces of Ass’ on HLN Panel

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  1. SteveZoo

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    If you invite a comedian like Gilbert Gottfried onto your cable news show, you need to understand what you’ve gotten yourself into. Dr. Drew had Gottfried on his panel Tuesday night and made the mistake of bringing up Gottfried’s past Twitter comments about the women he always has on his show. This was brought up, by the way, on a panel segment where Gottfried was the only male. And Dr. Drew must have immediately regretted bringing it up once Gottfried got going.


    He said, “You surround yourself with these hot pieces of ass, and it’s like––it’s kind of like you have a story, someone was killed in their home, and now we’re gonna talk to a bunch of girls that you’d pound like there’s no tomorrow.â€


    The women on the panel were just utterly speechless and couldn’t really respond to Gottfried’s wisecracks. Dr. Drew attempted to defend the women by citing their breadth of professionalism and experience, but Gottfried just kept going and joked, “Dr. Drew is better than the Playboy Network.â€
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    Gilbert is the fucking man and he's exactly right. They're all chicks you'd like to just pull their panties down and start fucking.
     
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    But but but they're highly trained professionals! Dr Drew said so!
     
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    "I'd like to apologize to all the hot pieces of ass that I would like to pound"
     
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    ...they can be highly trained professionals on tv and still be dirty whores behind closed doors. i agree with gilbert theyre mostly fuckable women. nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a hot smart woman.
     
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    Gilbert is The Man. Too bad he'll never be on THSS again

    [video=youtube_share;1XKoyvjdIME]http://youtu.be/1XKoyvjdIME[/video]
     
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    Gilbert=fearless.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;ZzTUia4sS1k]http://youtu.be/ZzTUia4sS1k[/video]

    Howard should do a celebrity wife swap too....
     
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    I can't imagine Gilbert pounding anyone
     
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    Gilbert is awesome....Some of the best moments on the show were when he was on
     
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    Gilbert has the biggest balls in show business. He doesn't give a fuck. I love that guy!
     
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    holy crap Gilbert is fucking funny
     
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    in a way, gilbert is everything i used to love about howard except gilbert doesn't have a team of writers.
     
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    ...yet never on the Stern shown anymore. Ridiculous.
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...how come hes off the show now? was it because of the time he was spitting on the cupcakes?
     
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    That was beautiful. Gilbert calling it exactly as it is: Dr. Drew's show casts attractive experts because of their looks, not their expertise, and they pretend to be surprised when it's brought up. Fuck Dr. Drew.
     
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    He's no father of Venus and Serena Williams. Now that's a guest I love on these channels. WTF?
     
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    Howard had Gilbert on as a guest to promote his autobiography a few years ago, but didn't have him stay for the news. I think Gilbert might have been in once after that, possibly promoting his book in paperback, but not sure. Either way, comedians aren't allowed to be funny on the Stern Show anymore.
     
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    I know that he stopped sitting in on the news when he called Obama the enwurd; this was back when Artie was still on the show, so years ago. I don't know who laughed harder - Gilbert or Artie. It was funny as hell like usual, but I guess that comment stepped over the Hamptons PC line.

    "Black Klugie" (one of my favorite Gilbert rants ever) was lauded and applauded for years, though....oh, silly me, the show has evolved. Nevermind.