Gilbert Gottfried Reads "Fifty Shades of Grey"

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  1. prefect

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    hehehe classic! I could listen to Gilbert all day long!
     
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    I'm reading an article Newsweek has about this shit. The more women surpass men (jobs, education), the more some regress, rape fantasies etc.

    "It is intriguing that huge numbers of women are eagerly consuming myriad and disparate fantasies of submission at a moment when women are ascendant in the workplace, when they make up almost 60 percent of college students, when they are close to surpassing men as breadwinners, with four in 10 working women now outearning their husbands, when the majority of women under 30 are having and supporting children on their own, a moment when—in hard economic terms—women are less dependent or subjugated than before.

    ..An analysis of 20 studies published in Psychology Today estimates that between 31 percent and 57 percent of women entertain fantasies where they are forced to have sex."

    ..In her controversial and revealing meditation on her own obsession with spanking in the New Yorker, Daphne Merkin speculated about the tension between her identity as a “formidable” woman and her yearning for a sexualized childish punishment. She writes, “Equality between men and women, or even the pretext of it, takes a lot of work and may not in any case be the surest route to sexual excitement.”
     
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    That doesn't seem like such a strange thing. It's pretty accepted that there are tons of rich, powerful businessmen and politicians who hire dominatrices to beat the shit out of them. People have recreational fantasies that are different from their actual lives.
     
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    I added a little more. I get what your saying. But it more or less goes to the point that plenty of women still want a REAL man..not some of these overweight pussies.

    Maybe JD could stand to learn a few. :jj:
     
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    fixed that for ya


    .....right on....
     
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    Kind of a bummer, since I prefer women who aren't submissive. :( Give me a girl who will stick her foot up my ass any day.
     
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    Same here. I like strong females. But when I date, it's.."I don't know..Whatever you want to do. You decide." Or, they don't talk about certain things. :rolleye: :facepalm: lol
     
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    "...the front wall of my VAGINA"

    :D
     
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    You always take them hunting?
     
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    Nice one. I fixed the error. lol
     
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    My last girlfriend wanted me to choke her during sex. I thought it was weird, but hey, anything to make her happy.