Gilbert Gottfried Will Record Your Voicemail Greeting for $1000!!

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  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you win the auction.

    http://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/334801?ref=org

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    Comedian, actor and top voice-over talent Gilbert Gottfried will record your outgoing voicemail message for up to 30 seconds. Gilbert Gottfried's voice-over work spans several decades. He was the voice of Iago the Parrot in Disney's Aladdin, the Aflac Duck for 11 years, Digit from PBS's Cyberchase, a horse on Family Guy, and was recently seen here recording the audio book of 50 Shades of Grey.

    Terms: Winner will provide the message to be recorded which must be approved by Gilbert prior to recording. This is only for personal use and may not be used for any advertising or commercial use. All participants must be over the age of 18. Valid for 1 person. Expires 1 year from close of auction. Cannot be returned or exchanged. Cannot be resold or re-auctioned. To be scheduled at a mutually agreed upon date.
     
  2. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    He won't write it, he'll just record it. Fucking Gilbert. It's almost worth bidding on just to try and mess with him. Gilbert's the best.

    [video=youtube_share;xd3fkH73hVM]http://youtu.be/xd3fkH73hVM[/video]
     
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    Them Jews will come to your house and wipe your ass after you shit if the price is right, for Christ sakes.
     
  4. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    does the winner have to pay for the phone call and for a blank CD & postage if they want an audio copy? oh wait, this is gilbert, not howard. howard even out-jews gilbert.
     
  5. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    I do a dead on Gottfried......I'll do it for twenty.......
     
  6. Night Ape

    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    They actually do charge you for shipping and handling!!
     
  7. jameslanza

    jameslanza Well-Known Member

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    must be bad times foor him