WTF Girl from doctor's office took my cell # out of my medical records to text me

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  1. broccoli rob

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    I just got home from the doctors office when I get a text from a strange number..

    "Hi"
    "I feel terrible"
    "but I had to"


    I thought it was one of my buddies playing a joke on me. I told the person to stop being creepy & quit wasting my time.

    "I work in the front of your doctor's office"
    "I should not have texted u. I could get in a lot of trouble :("
    "but god you have gorgeous eyes"


    Turns out, its a young girl who works at the front desk of my doctor's office. :eek:

    "I am really nervous, you can easily get me fired now. I had to let U know I have a major crush on you"



    Isn't that really fucking illegal? Going in a patient's medical records for their cell phone number to hit on them, practically offer themselves up sexually? :snicker:
    Today in the office, she mentioned she lives in the same town as me. I didn't think much of it at the time, but she is offering herself up.


    This girl is begging for dick, but should I be kind of scared? It is a little fucking nutty to do something like that.
    I never heard of anyone doing such a thing in my life.

    I am strangely turned on by this whole thing, but I might not know what I am getting into with this one.


    If she is willing to risk her job to get some dick, what else is she willing to risk? :bug:
     
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    what flavor
     
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    Give her the D.
     
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    Did she see your dong during an exam?
     
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    What does she look like . If you can get a photo of her I'm sure the Shed Judges will get together for a photo trial .
     
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    I never thought something like this would ever happen to me but....
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    So I should be scared instead of turned on?
     
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    describe her?
     
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    you made this up right?
     
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    Ya know. You might be able to sue the doctor for invasion of privacy, collect a tidy sum and bang all the hot babes you'd like.