Girl gets wisdom teeth out, wants to 'fuck white dick'

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  1. EndOfLine

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    'Is this what marijuana feels like?'

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    Since David After Dentist debuted in 2009, there have been so many videos of the crazy shit people say under anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed that it's practically a genre now—and this girl just redefined it.

    Some people who get drugged up at the dentist turn into wizards or World-Series-winning NASCAR drivers(?), but she has higher ambitions: She wants to be a Kardashian and have sex with Ryan Gosling.

    In a series of now-deleted Vines, she hits on her "hot doctor" and declares matter-of-factly, "I want white dick. I want to fuck white dick," while her mom tries to get her to stop filming.

    Maybe the drugs made her completely candid and allowed her to release her latent Gosling-lust, or maybe she just faked it #forthevine. As David confirmed years ago, not everything that happens after the dentist is "real life."

    http://gawker.com/girl-gets-her-wisdom-teeth-out-demands-ryan-goslings-w-1605982782
     
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  2. Woof

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    Well..........At least she didn't say 'Black Dick'.

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    If she said black dick the mother would probably hang herself.
     
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    White dick, what white girl ever says that.
     
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    When I got out from under, all I could say was, "cold. shake." :dontknow:
     
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    I assume she is a white supremacist. That is the only logical explanation.
     
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    Are you 100% sure it wasn't "old snake"

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    Ha, fraid not! ... although this was total surgery, not just teeth.
     
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    off topic, WHY THE HELL do dentists allow SEDATED patients to leave with gauze wadded up in the back of their very numb mouths?????

    they will forget it is there and choke to death!

    and yes, it really happened. I make everyone walk out with a wad of long gauze with a tail sticking out of thei rmouths.

    /rant
     
  10. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Where da white women at
     
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    i left with gauze in my mouth but they didn't let me leave until i was more than able to walk around and not scream for cock.

    i did leave still bleeding but that stopped in an hour or so with wet paper towel and the comfort of vanilla ice cream.
     
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    She's probably only fucked black dudes and the drugs are acting like a truth serum. She really craves white cock! You go girl!!!!
     
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    Maybe she just wants a change of pace.
     
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    She wants to be a Kardashian and wants white dick. Aren't those two things polar opposites?
     
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    Wouldn't you???
     
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    Breaking news, the Justice Dept. just announced a federal discrimination investigation because this racist girl doesn't want black dick.....


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    This will begin right after they investigate a parade float.. :facepalm:

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    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/13/doj-investigates-obama-presidential-library-parade/
     
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    She's in a dentists office.....not like she's going to find much black dick in there.
     
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    Are you saying black people don't like white teeth?

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