Girl Scout cookie panhandlers can fuck the fuck off

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Feb 21, 2014.

  1. Lucky Pierre

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    Forcing your kids to panhandle and beg for your money. Have you no self-respect?

    Guilting you non-stop as you leave the supermarket or guilting your poor co-workers at work. You're then placed in the uncomfortable position of having to say no. Slave labor for palm-oil, trans fat crap for a morbidly obese nation so that executives in their corporate offices can justify their high six-figure salaries - the tiniest, tiniest % actually goes to the kids. Overzealous, overly competitive parents doing the vast majority of the selling under the guise of "teaching". The poor kids who have to endure all this bullshit pressure to meet their numbers like a used car salesman.

    Such fucking bullshit.

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    Did you hear about the girl scout who stood outside a weed shop in San Francisco and sold over 100 boxes in 2 hours?:lol:
     
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    You'll be reading about her IPO in ten years
     
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    Mlaw quoted me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:puke:
     
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    And gave me rep with a stupid comment.:suicide:
     
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    more like two. god bless america
     
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    They are fucking $5 a box in California.
    I like Thin Mints just as much as the next guy, but fuck that shit.
     
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    poison sugar cookies
     
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    5 whole dollars??????:omg:
     
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    Do they offer layaway?
     
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    Most of them are made by Keebler. It's not like the supermarket doesn't have 10 million other products to choose from any time of the year. Whoa, there's an idea... if you want to buy some cookies... you go to the grocery store and buy them yourselves without a panhandler begging you to??!!?
     
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    Beats Bell ringing faggots.
     
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    Oooh. That reminds me. I have a box of tagalongs in the cupboard. :yes:
     
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    i went with my daughter around the hood about 10yrs ago selling cookies. i would just stand in the road & she would hit the houses. it was a great experience for her. selling, taking orders, organizing. damn she was so fucking cute. miss that bitch.
     
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    You're just angry because the courts ordered you to stay 500 feet away from all girl scouts.

    Allegedly.
     
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    i've never done a hooker but would have a hard time turning down her sales pitch...
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