News Girl Scout Cookie Time

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    I'm in. Bought one of each from my niece. #type2diabetes

    Funny story: My mom was the cookie chairwoman for my sister's group. So, our garage was full of cookies. Our beagle got out there and peed on about 10 cartons. I'd rather not say if they were delivered or not.
     
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    Thin Mints
     
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    Don't leave us hanging. There has to be Samoa to that story.
     
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    Yes I agree with the gentleman from Chicago thin mints.
     
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    Kills me evertime I start trying to drop the 5 pounds that I gain over the winter.. :( I usually stick a few boxes in the freezer and break them out in July and offer none of them to my friends :)

    Thin mints ftw
     
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    OK. I guess the statute of limitations has run out. Mom determined that the dog urine did not penetrate the outside cardboard and distributed said cookies to unsuspecting friends and family.:lunch:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    This should be a poll for everyones favorite GS Cookie!
     
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    Enjoy your GMO's, artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated oils. Just like grandma used to make!

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    i cant resist buying stuff off kids :(
    plus i love cookies

    every year i eat whole boxes at a time and get ill
    im not that smart
     
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    my favorite

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    Totally overrated cookies. I give money and never take the cookies.
     
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    The lil bims got me outside of Sam's Club on Saturday. They did some lil cheer routine as I walked up w/ my son. Got a box of Samoas for me and a box of Thin Mints for my mom. $4/each, handed over a $10 and told em to keep the change. As I pushed the cart away I told my son that I was glad he never tries new food cause that meant more cookies for me.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I got some Thin Mints the other day. It's crack in cookie form.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Even with all the crap in it, I'll still eat it. I'm addicted.
     
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    If I wasn't 50 years old, I would too.
     
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    Do they still have the shortbread cookles? I used to like them.