Girl trouble

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    So just a couple of weeks ago, my friend threw a party, and guess who shows up? My ex. The dude she sorta cheated on while we were together was also there, but I thought it'd be ok because I'm at ok terms with him since it all happened, gone out a few times together etc.
    Anyways, in the beginning she was like all over me, making me dance with her n shit, and I really didn't know what to think...but the feeling was OK I guess. But not that soon after, she's all over the cheat dude, and basically seems totally fixated on him. At this point I decide the party is pretty gay, there aren't enough single chicks, and it's time to leave with some dudes in a taxi to hit up the town instead.

    A few days ago she sends like a million messages telling me to come out and hang with her and a guy friend (her best friend, he's rank ugly but really cool dude, I know she's not into him) but to be honest, I felt like a fucking pig cause my eating that week had been terrible, and I didn't really think it sounded like such a good idea anyways. She MUST have been drunk cause she called, sent tons of messages etc, but eventually I told her I felt fat and didn't want to go.

    Please keep in mind she's incredibly hot. It may seem hard to believe, since she's been interested in me, but she really is. I guess she's loony as well.

    One thing she mentioned in the sms' was that I had to come with her to her friends summer house at the end of July, like I did last time, where she'd also be celebrating her birthday. I was like yeah sure I guess, not really thinking she meant it, and once she sobered up she'd pretend she never said it.

    But whatya know, got a fucking invitation on facebook to the event about an hour ago. First of all, there are like 20 people invited, and as awesome as the dude's summer house is, there's no way there's room for everyone. Secondly, she says something like "don't worry guys, we're gonna tear up the city (the one next to the summer place) and all the guys are gonna get girls. I'm almost certain this was directed at me. Other invitees include the cheater guy and a few guys I KNOW she must be into, cause they look like cock sucking models.

    So seriously, what the fuck is the deal? I'm getting ZERO pussy and at first I thought maybe she was in bizarro world and wanted to fuck me again, but with that invite list, there's no chance in hell of that happening. Does she expect me to sit around while fools around with those dudes again while I struggle to get any tail to even turn my way? Has she put me in the ultimate friendzone where she thinks I'm totally fine with seeing her with other dudes, even though I don't really think much about her anymore? It aint happening bitch, as much as we're over, there's no way I'm gonna stand around for that.
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You talk too much.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Not reading that faggotry
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you suck at this
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    This should go well. :jj:
     
  8. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Felt fat? You gay bro?
     
  9. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Castrate yourself and send those two useless ovals straight down the garbage disposal, dipshit.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I think he should be checked for ovaries.
     
  11. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    where is koc?

    he's the only one that gave a shit enough to read any of that
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    not a syllable
     
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    wanker New Member

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  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    gay? it's about a fucking girl, dudes can feel fat too.
     
  15. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Man up and get a hooker so you can fuck away your insecurities.
     
  16. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You should rape her maybe. She's asking for it with her sluttiness. :pimp:
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    sounds like shes setting up a gangbang:dontknow:
     
  18. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    gawd are you really this much of a faggot?
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    any man who writes that much shit about a girl should be having girl troubles
     
  20. Markijuano

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    She cheated on you, makes you dance like a monkey, you obviously aren't cockstrong, the question was valid.