Girlfriend peed the bed this morning

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  1. Rat Face

    Rat Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    We weren't drinking or anything last night. She woke up and said she had a dream she was peeing and had an accident. I started laughing. Now she's crying and says I should have been nicer about it. I cant stop laughing and she's getting more and more upset.

    Am I wrong to laugh? I feel bad for her but she's 32 and just peed the bed. :dontknow:
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    nasty ass bitch
     
  3. BobWeired

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    Best to rub her nose in it so she learns to not do it again.
     
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  4. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    Send this dame my way if you're done with her, playa.

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  6. Rat Face

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    I seriously can't stop laughing...now were in a full-on fight.
     
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    She's pissed off

    You're pissed on
     
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  9. Rat Face

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    If I don't stop laughing I think she may be single...:snicker:
     
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    Might be best not to feed her any big meals before bedtime till you get a handle on this.
     
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    Now don't you dare go out and buy her Depends! :nono:
     
  12. Rat Face

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    I think she's so embarassed that she's projecting her feelings onto me in the form of anger...I'm gonna tell her that and see what happens...
     
  13. Rat Face

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    :bounce:
     
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    Please tell me you have a mattress pad.
     
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    Yes. A nice one. Not pee resistant tho...
     
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    Well!! At least you don't have to buy a new mattress.
     
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    Great point!

    But seriously...would anyone not laugh at this this? She's saing I'm beeing 'so' mean...I said I could be angry...I think its funny...:snicker:
     
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    no more puss for you :nono:
     
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    Not today anyways :tears:
     
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    Lucky bastard
     
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