Girls are retarded

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Her: Can I see you tonight? I need to talk to you

    Me: Um maybe, what time?

    Her: Well if you have plans nevermind

    Me: ? Um okay. I'm just asking because I have plans tonight, but not all night.

    Her: No biggie

    Me: (WTF?) Okay have it your way

    Her: Please don't be like that. You have no idea at all when I'm going through. Less attitude would be fucking awesome.

    Me: :weird: I'm not giving you attitude, I asked what time!

    Her: I'm begging you to be nicer than usual

    Me:

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oye you sure you aint dating my gf:facepalm:
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    She's knocked up.

    Guarantee it.
     
  5. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Well, are you Chriza?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is your girlfriend the most insane human being on Earth but fucks like a banshee?
     
  7. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    But it it his ?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Impossible
     
  9. Spazzmatazz

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  10. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Famous last words ....
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :worried:
     
  12. jdwhatever

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    grow up faggot
     
  13. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Spazz has some weird shit going on for Chriza :worried:
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    she alright in the sack....she is just really hot
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Spazz is fucking irrelevant
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    haha
     
  17. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    You sounded butthurt, bro.

    Show some fucking sensitivity, douchebag.
     
  18. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    I have a feeling something stunted Chrizas maturing when he was yet a lad.
     
  19. HeinousMark

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    You gots ta read between the lines, nee'uh.... I'm terrible at it, but it's a fact of life...
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Must be a fluke.