Girls Gone Dead

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. newcastlefan

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    So i watched the movie with Sal and Beetlejuice, and I have to say that it is probably the worst movie I've ever watched without paying for. The movie is filled with what are supposed to be hot girls, but this movie made even the best set of boobs there seem sterile and uninteresting. Sal should be proud of making all those young strippers and whores appear so bad in their first appearance on film. You know its bad when the 19 yr olds are running around topless crying "Where are all the hot boys?" and you yawn.

    Watch this if you have nothing else to do, and you have a keg of warm leftover beer to finish off, but definitely do not spend any money on it.
     
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    Thanks I guess, but do you really think this movie needed to be reviewed to come to this conclusion?
     
  3. Mack

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    I suppose he probably saved an hour and a half of wasted time for me. I'd have probably watched just because of it's connection to the show. :dontknow:
     
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    Yes, but how did Sal's teeth look?
     
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    Damn

    It's that bad

    I was hoping a little
    Bit beter
     
  6. Butcher

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    Actually sounds better than any Michael Moore movie ever made
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    obviously
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    thats why i watched it. the best scenes (and that's only in comparison to the rest of the movie) is the blooper reel that rolls through the end credits.
     
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    i love shitty movies so a shitty movie with sal and beat is perfect.

    i'll hve to see if i can find it.
     
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    i loved the Show In The Hallway and Supertwink had it's moments
     
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    Beetle acting :wtf:

    He can't even repeat words when they give him an earpiece
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    Beetle's scenes were the exception, especially when the topless girl says "How about a little head?"
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    it was on all the file storage sites yesterday.