Girls in California,bang Gary Puppet today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EddyG, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    He claims hes no Brad Pitt,but has a big cock. He says he hasn`t gotten laid in a few years. Don`t know his age,but if you want gratitude,throw the guy your pussy for christ sake.I could use some new material,but I am married,live in montreal,and have bad skin,so i know it won`t happen. Gary deserves it and will thank you. Even if your fat and funny looking,if your in LA,lay the puppet.PM him,and get it going!!
     
  2. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I tried. you girls should do it,just 1 of you.I dare you.
     
  3. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Unless you're black. Gary's no mud shark.
     
  4. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Well,black pussy,without the possible smell was pretty good when I had some.
     
  5. PappYawn

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    Not happening. :no:
     
  6. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I know. This is such a dead topic,I am not even getting ripped for it,let alone a mercy fuck going to the puppet.
     
  7. Wesmantooth

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    no sympathy for GP because he could easily order one right up and refuses to do so
     
  8. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    So is plenty of fish website down or something? If GP wants to get laid that badly, he can. Hell, 100 bucks can get him an hour with a hooker. Fat chick, skinny chic, don't matter if you really need to get laid.
     
  9. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I mentioned Plenty of Fish to him,he didn`t acknowledge it,so i don`t know. Hookers are rough,and make you feel desperate,I am not a fan of hookers,but as a last resort,he can do so obviously. Hope hes not embarrassed,if so,I feel bad.
     
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  10. Lou Skunt

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    I think the puppet has been trolling us. I love him, but I think sitting at home wacking off to porn is what he prefers. There is only one other excuse for not going out to get laid and I won't mention it in case I'm right.
     
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    Dont worry. You didnt embarrass me. I appreciate your efforts and concern.
     
  12. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Come to SF... I'll toss you a fuck
     
  13. pontius pilot

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    that's a good woman. :beer:
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    All I need is a cock pic first. Need to see what I'll be working with
     
  15. Rufus

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    4 inches is fine.
     
  16. skylarbrie

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    Ashley jade is available, moreover, she has professed her love of Satan, simply put, she's down for anything
     
  17. pontius pilot

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    fair enough. :jj:
     
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    wouldn't it be great if gary puppet was an adonis with a tiny prick!?! :rofl:
     
  19. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    I think Gary is all schtick
     
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    Gary, post a cock pic for f Vick to see.