Girls... what do u do if I touch myself?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    pics or gtfo
     
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    I like to watch a guy whip off, but my ex husband used to just pull it out out of nowhere, stroke it, give me the raised eyebrows and consider it foreplay.
    I didn't care for it.
     
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    Because of the eyebrows?
     
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    Watch in awe.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    It's one of those things where I can never tell if girls actually like it or just pretend to
     
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    If you're at Burger King, she's probably just pretending.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My woman likes it if I blast all over her snatch.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Last night I was all like CAN I CUM INSIDE YOU and she was all like LOL NOPE so I came all over her stomach
     
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    I like it. :marx:
     
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    Last week I did something I've never done in my life

    I jerked off at work
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

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    Damn, sorry bro. I love blasting a full shot right into the canal. I got cut so I'm all good to go. I'm a blasting mac-hine
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What's better, finishing in the vag or in the mouth while she swallows?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No question. Vag. I could give a fuck about the mouf if I can mess up the vag. It's like a primal instinct or something.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno dude, my ex could swallow cum like it was a delicious milkshake
     
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    That's cool and all too but I love fucking a bitch to completion.