Give Artie another chance!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TelegramSam, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I just wanted to post here and say that anyone who didn't like the Nick and Artie show, but liked Artie on Stern, should give his new show a chance. It's much more like Artie fucking around with callers and riffing on wack packers (or in this case Bochetti) and he deserves another chance if you will only axe the ketchun. Honestly, it's my favorite show he's done.
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I would almost take the time to learn photoshop just to 'shop a photo of someone named "sam" sucking Artie's penis.
     
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    Too many Hacky Jackie zombie fans here :facepalm:
     
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    Artie has given us many laughs on the HSS...that I will never forget.
     
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    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    Artie has had enough chances. Two suicides. Including one he did on purpose in front of his mother and sister. Tons of rehab. Drug use. Tons of DWIs over the years. Constantly missing work. Showing up to Sirius and talk shows on heroin. Getting arrested in Paris. Pissing in the studio at his new radio gig. He's a drug addict. I give him three more years of life before he's dead.
     
  6. TelegramSam

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    Artie will outlive the Wig, I'm willing to bet on it. After the Chinese drop the bomb on us, it will just be Artie and microscopic life forms.
     
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    And you still think the Stern show is alot funnier without him :rolleyes:
     
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    Absolutely. Listen to the days where Artie didn't show up because he was on heroin. Or the days that Artie showed up and crashed because of his heroi...I mean 'sugar high'. You are a liar if you think that heroin Artie was a positive contributor to the show. The show with Artie the last few years was garbage. I barely listened then. Made no difference when Artie left.

    The Artie of 2001-2004 was not the one that left the show to stab himself in the stomach a bunch of times. I laugh at the old tapes of Artie from the K-Rock years. The fat loser junkie from Sirius? He way maybe funny for part of 2006. The rest he was an unfunny drug addicted mess. If Artie in 2009-2010 was the Artie of 2003 then you might have a point. But you don't. The Artie at Sirius who left was a suicidal headcase, drug addicted psycho, who stabbed himself in front of his mother and sister. Yeah...a real classy entertainer.
     
  9. Herc

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    Jackie is legend . . . :coffee:
     
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    Maybe..
    But Howard was nothing without Jackie.

    It is Jackie that made Howard a billionaire.

    Just listen to some shows from mid 1994. Heyday of Billy West and Jackie.
     
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    This . . .
     
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    I'm actually in agreement with you guys about Jackie, I listen to the Joke Hunt every week. He just isn't on enough for it to replace Stern for me, but if Artie can keep up with shows like tonight, I think he can. Jackie's age was really his downfall, he just doesn't hit the key demos you need to convince a suit that you deserve a shot on big time FM radio.
     
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    i'll watch clips on youtube when the downward spiral speeds up.
     
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    if any of them had any sense and/or valued high-quality comedy, this would happen. of course if the drug thing is still an issue then that's a roadblock and can't be blamed on howard. but i can't help but suspect that howard being a pussy about the unfortunate events of 09-10 is a major factor. now that its 2013 it's clearer than ever that together they created top-level hilarious radio bullshitting for years...and apart they are pretty much dead in the water.
     
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    I have DirecTV, and I'm recording it from 2 am to 5 am, which is the only time I can record it.

    But I have way too much stuff to watch/listen to these days to devote to Artie.

    Heck, I'm still listening to last week's Stern show.
     
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    Artie was killed in the Benihana massacre a few years ago.
    This guy on Directv is an imposter!
     
  18. IlluminatiJones

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    Why? Did you lose a bet?!?

    :uscratch:

    How does "The Artie Lange Show" not jump "The Howard Stern Show" in your, or anybody else's, queue?!?

    I guess it really is a habitual medium. :dontknow:

    I'm 2/3rds through "The Artie Lange Show", and it's a really funny and entertaining first show. :up:

    Here's to hoping he makes it at least a few months. :pray:
     
  19. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    But Artie can only live for five months on his stored fat.
     
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    Never really liked Artie on the show.