Give Greg Norman a hand

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  1. Nemo

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    He has the money to hire some messicans. :dontknow:
     
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    Jupiter Island?
    Howard far is that from Xanadu?
     
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    First thing i said when i read this article is he could hire someone to cut down his trees, the guy has $$$.
     
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    minus the messicans part :grad:
     
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    About 20 miles north. They look down their noses at Palm Beachers.
     
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    What a dope. He is very lucky, but there goes his golf swing
     
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    Wonder why he is selling?
     
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    That's the worst slice Norman's had since the final round of the '96 Masters.

    :giggle:
     
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    $100 he was doing something really dumb. Look at where his left hand is on that saw and then try to figure out how he touched his forearm to it, especially due to "a branch pulling his arm towards it". It's an Echo saw, but a very small one. Homeowners buy those little things thinking they're lighter and hence safer, but it's the opposite.

    My guess would be he couldn't reach a limb, stupidly lifted the saw above his head, one handed, and the saw did its thing, then without the resistance of the branch to support it, came swinging down, where he tried to catch it with his left hand and missed. But you're not going to tell people you did something so dumb so it becomes "the branch did it".
     
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    It was a stupid move regardless, but he hasn't played much competitive golf for the past ten years.
     
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    Yeah, but I am sure he still likes to play
     
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    Maybe he was practicing juggling chain saws? He needs more practice.
     
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    I grew up there. Lovely place, very much different than the Florida most of us read about in the news.
     
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    All of you Greg Norman fans will be happy to hear that there was no nerve or muscle damage. It would appear he was lucky enough to get away with only a flesh wound.