Give me a good way to prepare an Avacado

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I read they are mad healthy but I'm not a big fan. How can I spruce it up? I prefer to eat my veggies raw.

    FTM, I'm talking to you...
     
  2. DarkFriday

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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i eat one every night with dinner if i am home. i will admit that i added it to my nightly meal thanks to nerd.


    to answer your question, they are best with just a little salt on em.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They are delicious

    Other than the obvious guacamole, spreading them on bread for a sandwich is excellent. Much, much healthier than mayonaisse.

    Also, a slice of avocado in a hot dog is ridic.
     
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    Love that avocado, best part of a nice salad....almost.
     
  6. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    A ripe Avocado cant be beat on a salad, sandwich or just about anything. Some people use it instead of Mayo. :)
     
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    cut it up

    salt and pepper

    niceness
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fuck you. Thatzz how...
     
  9. gwartney

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    My wife eats them sliced. The only way I like them is with guacamole. You're killing some of the benefits that way because the taco chips are so deadly.

    Or you could give yourself a guac enema.
     
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    Cados are the best your poops will thank you
     
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    I just bought three today
     
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    mash up n put your fav hot sauce in it.
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I will try one tonight with just salt and the mayo substitute idea is tits!
     
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    quick tip for an unripened avocado, shove it up your ass.
     
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    B.L.A.T. Bacon lettuce avocado tomato sandwich.
    Turkey Avocado sandwich, very good.
    Of course as mentioned Guac is good and you get other veggies as well.
    Sliced plain W/lime works well.
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Whoa!!!

    These things are more popular than I thought. Never could make myself like them but they are packed with goodness too good to pass up. Imma force one down my throat soon.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Avocado is basically a "superfood"

    Know what I like? At Safeway you can get a "bistro club sandwich" which is grilled chicken, bacon, and avocado

    Fucking yum
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Avocado, tomato, a little bacon, and some red wine vinegar/vinagrette dressing. :c
     
  20. gwartney

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