So many depressing threads on here today... let's get a funny thread going! Here's one I came across: Laying in bed, a husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would." "If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?" "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would have to." "What about playing golf, would you play golf with him?" "I love golf, so sure, I would play golf with him." "Would he use my golf clubs?" "Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"