Glaring Inconsistency From Howard Today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Nov 17, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Didn't Beth say that she was off to Florida for ten days, two days ago, Howard was worried that she was going to come back from Palm Beach unexpectedly? Just another excuse to wedge in a YouPorn ad.

    Marksfriggin:

    Howard said he was going to jerk off last night when Beth went out but he thought about her coming back for something she forgot so he didn't do it. Howard said if he had he would have seen the YouPorn logo with a French flag on it. Howard said now they can feel they did their part like Sal did with his Facebook picture.
     
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    Shadoe Stevens Well-Known Member

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    Does he wig up when he drops his pants alone?
     
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    More alone time for him and Ralph.
     
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    That is a good question. You have to wonder if he Jerks off with the wig on or off.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Are you calling him a liar, sir? How DARE you?
    I'd like you to answer in a Sirius manner.....
     
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    Lol damn it, I do like what he said about the French flag thing...
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    He's worried Whitney will tip off Beefy that all of the references to "Cuckold BBC" in his browser history have nothing to do with rescue birds like he told her.
     
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    :jj:


    If only unscreened callers could get through on the air....
     
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    He's a beaten, pussy whipped old man. He can't be bothered with petty, common man details -like keeping his stories straight.
     
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    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

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    :giggle:
     
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    ...notice that Howard pulls up his zipper at the end of the GIF.
     
  13. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Pornhub is a way better site anyway


    And I'm loving that Dunkin Donuts, proud sponsor of a Howard-less AGT
     
  14. Mugsy

    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    True, but searching through Bing beats anything.
     
  15. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile VIP

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    do you he has to be in drag first
    and does he have some auto erotic aufixiation device to help him do the funky spiderman
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    They're probably not going to Florida until tomorrow afternoon or Thursday so they will be there over Thanksgiving so they won't have to spend it with family (if anyone even invites them).
     
  17. RonHeinzkaboot

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    when was his daughters exhibit opening?
    this weekend or last?
    will the "model" attend?
    will papa attend?
     
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    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    I can't stop watching this.

    The way Ralph leans in with his hips when he grabs Howard's necklace, Howard discretely zipping up his pants, Ralph's yellow bathrobe and headscarf...hmm. :what:
     
  19. Uncle Larry

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    The amazing NSAL gala is this Friday - can't imagine the spokesperson would stay in Palm Beach and miss that chance to pose for some pictures on a red carpet and pimp her new blind buddy book.
     
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    For instance? Looking to make a change, would love some details on Bing