Glenwood Springs

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by crackerjackson5, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    If there are any slutty dawg chicks that look any thing like that AT&T commercial girl I'm in glenwood springs, co tonight.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Comment. Like. Subscribe. Gold

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    I saw that commercial tonight and thought about how much I wanted to fuck the living shit out of her. She looks like such a nice young lady.
     
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    Link please
     
  4. artiesoffspring

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    She probably douches, too.
     
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    I started a thread a while back stating that Sierra Nevada pale ale was the greatest beer ever but I've changed my mind. Lagunitas little sumthin sumthin is the greatest beer ever brewed
     
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    Glenwood is a nice place. Nice hot springs and such.
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

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    Make up yur fuckin mind, faggot. No wonder you have zero reps and zero likes. :fil:
     
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    I'm staying in an old ducking hotel (1893 no ac) but its in the middle of colorado
     
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    the gondola to the western town is kinda fun too. Especially if you're under 5'3".
     
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    I dispute this. I haven't started a lot of threads but you have commented in all of them.
     
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    I think it was Glenwood that had the creepy Walmart hidden behind a bunch of hotels. It was the smallest Walmart I've ever seen.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    Hell...I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
     
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    This shit is intense.
     
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    Ducking. :jj: F'N iPhone.
     
  15. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    That's a hell of an offer. If there's one thing that I am it's a sister fucker. The hardest part has always been getting the sister to keep it quite.
     
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    I hooked him up. That's some bullshit that I posted in his threads tho...that boy has moxy.
     
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    I was up in Glenwood a couple weekends ago. I love the area. Have fun!
     
  18. Artie Laugh

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    I bet crackerjackson is shorter that 5'3 inches.