Global: Tell us your hard fuck story and win 1 year free!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    do you even lift?
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    just arms
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    She put it in pussahs ass??? :dontknow:
     
  5. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    its raining and my jeep's top isnt up but i'm too lazy to go outside and raise it
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I just had my leg amputated in a chain saw accident
     
  7. Ridic Too

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    I got poo in my dickhole which led to a serious infection.
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    one time this girl was really hard to fuck so I didn't end up getting laid
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink:

    still waiting for Header and Oh So Much
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

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    I lost the shit kicking contest because I only have one leg
     
  11. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Well header had sex with chriza so I guess she wins.
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you're already a supporter :mad:
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :evil:
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    john kerry signed a un treaty that restricts my guns so i had to shoot some saplings. oh, i also tore up my last piece of paper.
     
  15. Markijuano

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    I have a trophy for hard fucking
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    what are you packin brah?
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    7.5 inches of semi-flaccid flesh bro.
     
  18. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    9" of limp dick was the correct answer, brah
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    This one time in band camp...
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Once upon a time I fell on a rock and it went up my bum. The end.