Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 24, 2013.
do you even lift?
She put it in pussahs ass???
its raining and my jeep's top isnt up but i'm too lazy to go outside and raise it
I just had my leg amputated in a chain saw accident
I got poo in my dickhole which led to a serious infection.
one time this girl was really hard to fuck so I didn't end up getting laid
still waiting for Header and Oh So Much
I lost the shit kicking contest because I only have one leg
Well header had sex with chriza so I guess she wins.
you're already a supporter
john kerry signed a un treaty that restricts my guns so i had to shoot some saplings. oh, i also tore up my last piece of paper.
I have a trophy for hard fucking
what are you packin brah?
7.5 inches of semi-flaccid flesh bro.
9" of limp dick was the correct answer, brah
This one time in band camp...
Once upon a time I fell on a rock and it went up my bum. The end.