Hi many of you may already know me. Some of you may have heard about me but its Only true if it comes from my lips(or screen name in this situation.) I am the one who Pops off. I am the one who buys and sells ,that is Big Business ,and comes from Top Class Breeding. My story was not always like this Once upon a time I was just another screen name just like you.... Once upon a message board I started at sfn as Rockysanchez my goal was to piss everyone off as much as possible and I succeeded I was banned within a month and had other banned from meltdowns about me posting. I came back until I got caught again and was deaded but this time I was sad I actually made some friends around that time around and missed posting with them. I ended up joining a renegade anti SFN site and planned attacks on it and went through a very dark period in my life. I was up to 250 pounds I was on unemployment. As a young late twenties gay male you can see how that could be absolutely devastating. As I ate another Chipotle with extra cheese one day I saw that a new Howard type site had been opened called Dawgsalooon and it was run by That texas guy who made those Hilarious photoshops at SFN and that monkey that swore alot. I was actually like member 30 or something so You can Say I was an OG when most of you all were still figuring out how to put an avatar in your profile. Finally I was able to hang out with my old friends and verbally attack women something that was unheard of at SFN. My sociopathic tenancies were finally accepted and I went From Mario TO SUPER mario. I felt better about life and started to lose weight. met a bunch of good people even someone that actually sent me a netbook my computer broke down so That I could keep posting and popping off and verbally fight with housewives and straight dudes that wanted to secretly screw me at 3 in the morning. My confidence increased and it only got better. It got to where I reached a point where most of you people will never reach. I became an Omega level poster.there are only a few of us that are Omega type here but once you see it you will never forget it. I have this site to thank for helping me pick out a car after I smashed it on the highway from being drunk one night and doing what I want. I got a bartending job and I got better and better at it and started bartending all over the city. This site helped my life. I try to give back by posting tips of the week on improving others people lives so they could learn something. My looks Improved as well. Lets just be honest for a second ,I am the hottest guy on this message board. Most of the guys here either want to be me or they want to screw me there is no in between. I wish I had more time to post here but I have a job where I cant play with my friends as much anymore and that makes me sad but I do love this site and the owners and the mods and stuff to death and I thank them all for letting them just be me. Your Friend, Super Mario <-----and Yeah I have my own Emoticon ... be Jealous.