Global Warming Curse to Feed Billions

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This year's corn and bean harvest will be the largest in human history. While the lefties scream for taxes and polar bear disasters, the rest of the world has food to eat.


    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-...-as-u-s-harvest-seen-advancing-to-record.html



    Corn fell for the first time this week in Chicago as farmers in the U.S., the world’s top grower, begin harvesting what’s expected to be the largest crop on record. Wheat also dropped.

    Four percent of corn in the main U.S. growing area was harvested as of Sept. 14, in line with last year’s pace, the U.S. Department of Agriculture said two days ago. Farmers may collect 14.395 billion bushels this season, the most ever, the agency said last week. Futures have tumbled 19 percent this year. Frost in parts of the Midwest last weekend probably didn’t cause significant damage, and the region should experience a warming trend this week, forecaster DTN said yesterday.
     
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    This is good news.
     
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    doesn't matter what happens, the loons will always blame global warming, i mean climate change. the climate is never supposed to change. NEVER. how will we ever adapt? :bigcry:

    :nooo:


    they like to scare children with their constant drumbeats of doom and gloom.
     
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    Stern-related how?
     
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    Ya except most of that bumper corn crop will go to ethanol not food.
     
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    howard's full of hot air.

    how's that?

    good enough for you?
     
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    still?
    :facepalm:
     
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    Howard has 30 bathrooms?
    Robin releases lots of methane?
     
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    yeah that whole thing fell apart pretty quick. not quite the fuel they were hoping for.
     
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    In Ontario there's up to 10% ethanol unless you buy premium. The stuff with ethanol gums up carbs on small engines if it sits for a couple months. Good for guys like me, I get cheap lawnmowers that don't run 90% of the time it's bad fuel.

    It's sad to see the lines of trucks with 40t of corn each going into these ethanol plants.
     
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    says the guy who bores the shit out of everyone in the completely not Stern related NHB thread all day
     
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    Cool. Maybe we can make rafts out of the corn and wheat once the sea levels rise?
     
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    it's more touchy feely insanity. it doesn't work but they tried and that is all that matters.


    some day they (the people who forced this dog on us) will admit this was a huge failure and wander off to fuck up something else.

    i was thinking of moving back to london until i heard canada revoked medical pot people's grow rights. :leaf:
     
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    I can't wait for sea levels to rise.
    I will have beachfront property then....:yay:
     
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    Can't have Nachos without corn.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    if the big one takes S. california, i'm rich! :wave:
     
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    Leave your SUV's running is ok..
     
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    Colder is gonna be the trend globally. Now that they can't continue on with their manipulation of the data their cover has been blown. Wait about 5 years and watch how the "Ice Age" is being caused by humans :doh:
     
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