Globe Trotting Whoremonger Blog

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://www.macottar.com/

    Howard related because Beff......you know.

    Pretty good read. Dude goes all over. Asia, South America, Africa, Europe, Dubai, Cuba, etc.

    Lots of pics of the whores. Talks of where to find em, where to stay and where to eat. Discusses prices, so get yer Google Currency Converter ready. You don't want to be scrambling to find out how much 690k full service in Jakarta is in real money. ($54.67)

    "Anyway, back to the trip. I arrived in Kampala on KLM late in the evening. I usually prefer to arrive in Uganda in the afternoon, but I had set up for a lady who lives in Entebbe to meet me at the airport. My agenda was to stay one night in Entebbe, several nights in Kampala before spending weekend in Jinja and then back to Kampala for remaining few days. After paying the $50 USD visa fee, I got a new SIM (old one no longer worked due to my absence exceeding 90 days) and exchanged small amount of money to pay for first day expenses. I tried calling my hookup while awaiting my luggage, but she did not answer. As I was walking out, I finally got in touch with her. She was at home and apparently feeling ill. So change of plans. I usually do not travel between cities late at night, but there was no reason for me to stay in Entebbe. So I hopped taxi car to Kampala and booked into Aponye Hotel. I specifically requested room on interior, so it was quiet. I decided to go for a run at 1 AM in the morning. I ran past Holiday Inn Express and up over to Speke. I noted there was a new gas station just down from Speke. There were also a number of ladies along the street too. Since I was in need of a quickie, I picked the most attractive one with a nice trunk and told her to meet me back at my place. I forget how much I paid her, but I am certain it was not more than 50,000 UGX since I only had exchanged equivalent of 200,000 UGX at airport to pay for taxi, SIM, airtime, and hotel, and I still had funds left over after the short time."

    50,000UGX = $17.86 USD


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  2. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    well my curiosity got the best of me so I clicked on the spoiler:nsfw
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    aren't you just begging for AIDS if you're fucking hookers in Uganda? I don't care how many condoms you use
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    That's a whole lotta labia right there.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    did he get to kill any of them?
     
  6. wife is a whore

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    Dude could already have the bug and be on the meds. One of the guys was talking about barebacking hookers in Indonesia. Fuck that.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Condoms? Nah, I figured what the hell, when's the next time I'm going to be in Uganda.
     
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    I have only read a handfull of the stories. I haven't seen if he went mongering in Colombia.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He fucked whores in the Congo. Isn't that like the AIDS capital of the world. The women don't contract AIDS, they are born with it.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    did the whoremonger from SFN win the lottery?
     
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    As many have said, this guy is like on a world tour of where can you find and get AIDS. I mean I couldn't imagine picking up a regular girl in half these countries let alone a whore. Some of those countries have AID rates in the 70 percent but that doesn't slow this guy down.
     
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    Getting AIDS, Malaria, and Ebola on the same day.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I have been to Southern Africa over 30 times and there are hookers at all upscale western hotels.

    They scared the shit out of me. I didn't even jerk off in Africa.
     
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    This guy is the Christopher Columbus of whore mongering. Oh, and everyone knows you can't catch aids unless you're a faggot
     
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    @wife is a whore You always got some of the best threads.

    looks like I might be hitting up vegas in a few weeks, hopefully I will get there when the AVN expo is on :c
     
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    That purple thing looks absolutely revolting. I wouldn't travel to the next room to fuck that, much less to Africa.
     
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    Those pictures are the Sacred Straight for having see.
     
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    A viral hat trick!:grad:
     
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    If she that dark, I bet she gots the tight tight.
     
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    I live in the whore mongering capital of the world: Pattaya Thailand.
    Best decision I ever made.

    Russian, african, indian and asian whores galore.
    From 10 dollars for a freelancer to 100dollar+ for a pornstar experience. (The girls make so much money from japanese tourists that they can have perfect bodies. Titjobs, assjobs, hair extensions and so on. Baccara in Pattaya is amazing)

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    and quite easy to score free tourist pussy. Especially UK girls are easy.