God DAMMIT!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    There is this fat moon-pie-faced ugly version of Patton Oswalt motherfucker next door who is pissing me off two separate ways!

    1.) He is fucking this chick who looks like Phoebe Cates tripped on a banana peel and fell into a swimming pool of heavenliness and barely escaped with her life.

    2.) This Mallomar-headed motherfucker rides a shitty motorcycle that when it takes off, sounds like a Nazi deathcamp boxcar crashing into a locomotive full of gasoline. Today the fucking thing doesn't work so it literally sounds like one of our trendy Rampaging Shooters is going postal on our complex!

    I think I need to exercise my fuggin' SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS on this melonhead!
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Pics or gtfo!!
     
  3. Diogenes1

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    too dark for pics


    maybe tomorrow

    MAYBE!
     
  4. GHP

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    Amanda pics or gtfo
     
  5. Diogenes1

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    how ya doin'?

    look under your doorstep.