God damn it i overshot my dixie cup this morning

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  1. baltimore mike

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    And hit one of my pillows :mad:
     
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    Thread of the day! Finally!
     
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  5. baltimore mike

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    whaaaa
     
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    How did you handle it? Did you strip the sheets? Does your wife ask why you're stripping the sheets? :coffee:
     
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    Honey, why does the room smell like ammonia and cheetoes?
     
  9. baltimore mike

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    I just used a rag and put that pillow on the bottom
     
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    do u drink the full cup at the end of the week?
     
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  11. baltimore mike

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    No sicko
     
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    LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I was jacking to Gloryhole porn
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Mike sleeps on cum soaked pillows
     
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    Str8 gloryhole
     
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    Im glad I didn't get my face
     
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    jizm or pee?
     
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    Jizz