God damn it

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 25, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The new girl's on her way to see my place for the first time and I have to take a shit

    Do I take said shit and pray the ungodly stench evaporates in time, or do I go out on the town with her whilst prairie dogging?

    I feel like Jack Bauer

    I'll be back in a day or two and let you know what happened


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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Stop being a fucking pussy!

    I'd just take the shit, and let her deal with it. But you are a pussy, so just hold it in, and drop it tomorrow.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Christ.

    Not like it would start coming out your bellybutton if you held it in for a couple hours. :rolleyes:

    pussy.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    flush the instant the turds hit the water
     
  5. wetback

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    take a crap dude! you got lysol, use it!!!
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    [video=youtube_share;NwcVJMvVWDA]http://youtu.be/NwcVJMvVWDA[/video]
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Imagine the shits Fat Chriza used to take. Even animal handlers at the Bronx Zoo would've been like "wtf????"
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    great minds think alike :lo5:

    but your's isn't animated enough :coffee:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :sdance:
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    This dude wins. Multiple courtesy flushes will be your friends.
     
  13. Shine

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    Go shit in the backyard
     
  14. k4D3t

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    do you have a deal with gifsoup? why did you include a link to their website :facepalm:
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    People telling him to take the shit. :jj:


    You idiots forget this faggits diet? His shit's peel paint and wallpaper.
     
  16. Jay

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    I hope you just shit your pants.
     
  17. k4D3t

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    the smell of a fresh shit is probably the least of Chriza's issues with her seeing his apartment :c
     
  18. sstressed

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    take the shit and when she gets there, give her a $20 to ignore the smell. if she takes the cash, you've got a winner.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I pretty much eat a shitty diet like Chriza.

    My shits nearly knock me unconscious. I was seriously considering purchasing a gas mask at the Army/Navy store.