Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 18, 2012.
Salads are too expensive
And a McDouble is a buck
$5.90 a lbs.? what were you thinking? you can buy rib eye steak for that
Leave HAL out of this!
Buy the parts and put it together yourself. Or is that a problem for you, too?
Make a salad and bring it to work.
Start a garden faggit
Yeah, but you're old now. You need your fiber.
No my salads suck shit
How is that even possible?
Nigga I can't even make a sandwich properly
all salads suck ass
but try the Ready Pac bistro Santa Fe Style salad in your grocer's produce section; it's only about $3
Nuh uh this one is baller
It's expensive cuz all the ingredients are all fresh and high quality and shit
Here ya go, man. Quick and easy. Even you couldn't fuck this up.
the only good salad is a salad with a cheeseburger around it
So is a head of lettuce.
You could try foraging in some nearby forest or shrubbery for plants of nutrition. It would burn calories AND save money.