God damn it!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Salads are too expensive :what:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And a McDouble is a buck :pissed:


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    $5.90 a lbs.? what were you thinking? you can buy rib eye steak for that :jj:
     
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    Leave HAL out of this! :mad:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :pissed:
     
  6. Dick Gozinya

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    Buy the parts and put it together yourself. Or is that a problem for you, too? :whistle:
     
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    Make a salad and bring it to work.
     
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    Start a garden faggit
     
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    Yeah, but you're old now. You need your fiber. :c
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No my salads suck shit
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    :jj: How is that even possible? :funny:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :mad:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nigga I can't even make a sandwich properly
     
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    all salads suck ass :c
     
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    but try the Ready Pac bistro Santa Fe Style salad in your grocer's produce section; it's only about $3 :c
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nuh uh this one is baller

    It's expensive cuz all the ingredients are all fresh and high quality and shit
     
  17. Dick Gozinya

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    Here ya go, man. Quick and easy. Even you couldn't fuck this up.

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    :jj: :funny:
     
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    the only good salad is a salad with a cheeseburger around it :grad:
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    So is a head of lettuce.
     
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    You could try foraging in some nearby forest or shrubbery for plants of nutrition. It would burn calories AND save money.