god damn shuli calm the fuck down

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...jesus effin christ shuli going on and on and on about THE MONEY! and then talking like hes some hard working 'on the road comic' who once rode a bus from vegas to colorado to 'do a show' for a hundrend bucks. ah shithead thats not making your bones in comedy, thats a jerkoff without a hundred bucks to his name. fuck off and shut up you unfunny fuck. the money the money the money. get it now fuckface before howard retires and your child support and divorce management is your new job. you might end up living in a bus.
     
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    Everytime I try to give him a chance and NOT change the channel during one of his news briefs he yells "Shalom, bitoch!" at the end. I wanna throw my radio out the fuckin window. I thought Howard asked him not to do that anymore. It's so fuckin douchey. Christ, the whole "Beeyotch" thing was played out back when Crazy Cabbie used to say it. Trying to force your own catchphrase to catch on by repeating it a billion times is so lame. So, so lame.
     
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    In Howards world, as long as you're willing to work for scraps, you're funny.
     
  4. Gregsbouch

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    In his mind he's getting a ton of free plugs, we all know he's a plug and air whore
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...shuli isnt worth a 2 drink minimum in a strip club full of crack whores but he blowviates like hes someone involved in show business. he just sat there crying over money. jd otoh doesnt want to be famous, hes happy doing what he does maybe he doesnt think about being rich but the difference of being at peace or full of anxiety between the 2 of them is priceless.
     
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    JD is not Jewish so he doesn't obsess over money like Jewli does. Simon Wiesenthal calls Shuli a kike.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    Uh oh. What happened? Which segment?
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ,,,i think it was the 7 a.m. hour. maybe check the time of my post, i posted a little while into the whole thing.
     
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    It explains almost every person on the show who was hired to be funny. Most of them started as persistant callers.
     
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    Thanks, will keep an eye open!
     
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    I'm convinced Howard is trying to punish the audience with these shuli "road stories" segments.
     
  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    There is no way that these little segments are not staged promotion for Shuli's road show.
     
  14. jake206

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    The price is right.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    :lol:
     
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    ...oh wow that just nails it.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Shuli 's Living Neck. :emperor:
     
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    this
     
  20. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Yes, nobody would pay Shuli a nickel without his endless plugs and association with the show. I always wonder if anyone will make somewhat of a name for themselves (or even work in show biz) after Howard retires.