God Hates Fags guy dies because God really hates guys who hate fags

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  1. Mlaw

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    Fred Phelps -- the founding pastor of a Kansas church known for its virulently anti-gay protests at public events, including military funerals -- has died, the church said Thursday.
    The 84-year-old died of natural causes at 11:15 p.m. Wednesday, according to church spokesman Steve Drain.

    In a statement Thursday, the church chided the "world-wide media" for "gleefully anticipating the death."

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/us/westboro-church-founder-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Yo i think that nigga was just old tho
     
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    God hates hack lawyer trolls
     
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    So god kept him alive for almost ninety years because he hates him and didn't want him to spread his message? I'm thinking god realy does hate fags
     
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    God just cracked open an ice cold one. :beer:
     
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    It took almost 90 years for God and Satan to come up with a treaty on who was going to house him for eternity- neither one wanted him.
     
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    I'm glad I woke up for this.
     
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    Don't know of too many fags who live til almost ninety, but there are a shit load of old codgers who hate fags. He outlived a lot of my family members who don't hate fags. Looks like God loves guys who hate fags if we're strictly looking at the numbers. :dontknow:
     
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    Mlaw, does your dead pap love or hate fags?
     
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    Satan has him now. :pray:
     
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    Bummer.
     
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    they should let the Marines use his body for target practice
     
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    He's with Jesus now.
     
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    The fags can laugh all they want; they're not getting into heaven either.
     
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    Excellent! Made my day.
     
  18. Judsy

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    I don't think to much about Fags,But It's America, so do what you want. But I'm glad this asshole is dead! Protesting Veteran's funerals?:facepalm: I cant believe he lived this long without being cut into pieces and used for chum.
     
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    Wonder where it all went wrong for him, I remember reading an article about his younger days when as a lawyer he was a defender of civil rights and trying to overturn the Jim Crow laws and whatnot. Did he suffer some sort of mental derangement , or did he always hate the gays?
     
  20. Judsy

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    I think his mental derangement was Christianity .