God just spoke...

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What did he say to you?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    If you died tomorrow would you see heaven?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Knock knock...I want to share some kind words with you
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    You are Gods child
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Imagine yourself watching all of your sins flash by you within an instance. How would you feel?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Thou shall believe in the Word!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Uncomfortable?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    To be or not to be...
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Led Zeppelin playing Kashmir in the background
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    This is deep
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    He told me you were a dirty slut. Is this true?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Not at all. I've only slept with the guy I was married to.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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  14. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Pink Floyd...wish you were here
     
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    Get the fuck off my porch!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I want to walk in the forest
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    was?
     
  18. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    He asked me about Santa and wanted to know if he was getting the gifts from his wish list.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    But sir...I want to invite you to our church. We're giving away free car washes this Sunday.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Jesus said hell no!