WTF God wants preachers to have private jets

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Short version....God said I needed this private jet to get these spiritual bitches off my spirtual jock....




    Its funny as they talked all I could hear was this


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    Religion is a bunch of laughs.

    Except when it isn't.
     
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    AMEN
     
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    Thou shalt not fly commercial Thpu shalt vilify gays and take republucans' money
     
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    To be fair they didn't get the 7.2 surround sound stereo they settled for 5.1 because they are men of God
     
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    Praise Jesus brother
     
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    Where were these guys on my high school's Career Day? That's the job I should have gotten into. :argh:
     
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    Maybe they thought u went to a Jewish school
     
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    more room in a shitty RV
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    Blasphemy! They don't serve champagne in mobile homes brother
     
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    yes, they serve the Champagne of Beers :what:

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    Find me an RV that can go .92 mach and I'm with you. :jj:



    I gotta say though, the preacher's description of a commercial airliner as a "tube filled with demons" did resonate with me just a little bit. :D
     
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    When Trump says he will go after these assholes and tax the shit out of them, He's got my vote.
     
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    Dear heavenly father,
    Please let their planes crash into the ocean. TIA :pray:
     
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    Give me your cash
     
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    The preacher will use granny's money to employ skilled American aerospace engineers. She would have otherwise spent it on a ceramic cat made in China.
     
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    more like .12 mach. yo
     
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