God, why did you take Dusty Rhodes and spare HAL?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    HAL can't get funky like a monkey.

    He can't cut promos like Dusty could.

    Dusty worked through all kinds of injuries. HAL is lazy as fuck and he calls in sick if his cat farts.

    HAL can't drop the bionic elbow for shit. Dusty never dropped no chicken and mashed potatoes.

    Dusty was the son of a plumber who became champion of the rathlin' world. HAL is just a son of a bitch.

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  2. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    PS, if HAL is dead and nobody's told me yet, thread closed.
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Hal isn't as good an actor as Dusty was either. :coffee:
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Co-signed.