HAL can't get funky like a monkey. He can't cut promos like Dusty could. Dusty worked through all kinds of injuries. HAL is lazy as fuck and he calls in sick if his cat farts. HAL can't drop the bionic elbow for shit. Dusty never dropped no chicken and mashed potatoes. Dusty was the son of a plumber who became champion of the rathlin' world. HAL is just a son of a bitch.