Goddamn dog ate my bullets.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    I complain about my pets a lot, I know.

    They are almost as much of a struggle as raising 2 boys on my own though.

    I have a Crossman Airgun........looks quite similar to a Baretta......

    [​IMG]

    My dog jumped onto my desk, and took the whole container of pellets outside and ate the shit out of it.

    She'd better get more aggressive since I can't shoot people now.
     
  2. wayfaerer

    wayfaerer New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    373
    Likes Received:
    0
  3. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

    Reputations:
    17,015
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    39,864
    Likes Received:
    4,590
    Lulz
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    Critics with no input.

    Like a guy with a limp dick, judging a man who puts out.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    I salvaged a shitload of pellets.......but I can't get it to shoot.

    WTF?
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    Perhaps I need a new cartridge.
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    This seems important
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    I don't see you putting up a thread to amuse me at 2 am, mister.

    I can only masturbate so many times.
     
  9. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    21,398
    Likes Received:
    0
    I hope you weren't waving that around in the truck when you were getting naked.
     
  10. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    slow your roll, at least I'm here to read this thread
     
  11. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    21,398
    Likes Received:
    0
    On second thought being forced to have sex with a woman at gun point is kinda turning me on.
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    I usually keep it beside my bed. The pellets were on my desk though, and the dog had her way with the canister.

    I'm just bored and was trying to shoot out the back door.

    I feel blessed for your presence.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    That's just wrong......in all the right ways.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    If I cant throw a "this seems important " on your thread without you taking offence..we are all doomed
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    If I can't yank on your testicles for doing so - you are correct. ;)
     
  16. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    21,398
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oooooh ooooh ooooh I just got a blood orange sorbet headache. It feels so good when it ends. I'ma try that again.
     
  17. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    looks like we finally found the "night crew"
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    It's 2:16 am. Wouldn't that make us the morning crew?
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    -4,114
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    I'm in Calif and been waiting for a year for a night crew...ill take what I can get...and be thankful

    *tips fedora*
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,467
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,882
    What time is it there?