Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Mar 17, 2012.
the wheels all exploded, the engine wouldn't start. all because of ________'s super-sonic fart.
Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. . .
Bang bang Lulu,
Lulu bangs all day
Who are we going to bang on
When Lulu goes away
Lulu had a brother
her brother's name was Tim
She flushed him down the toliet
to see if he could swim
He made it past the rapids
he made it past the falls
when he made it to the outhouse
she retrieved him by the balls ...singing bang bang Lulu.........
rat shit, bat shit.
69 assholes tide in a knot.
YEAH! lizard shit.
YEAH! lizard shit.
the late great george carlin, back in the day.
eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew
Nipple bosom hairpie fingerfuck screw,
Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit,
Sheep pussy, camel crack, pig and lion shit.
Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch
Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch
Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife sloppin huggy
You ball lappin slut sword swallow my chubby
hey tomtom, if that's not george carlin your really good.
John Valby, also known as Dr Dirty
Who knows, you guys might need to be logged in to view these but this is the best
End of the month
So vile, so filthy
Kelly Clarkson is better than Adele.
There....I said it.
and more grammy's fall to whom?
Personally.....Kelly Clarkson is more pleasing to my ears.
Kanye West has more grammys than anybody...I think.
Grammys are decided by the record companies to push their own acts.
that's why you like kelly and don't produce music? people into country music are really not normal. i hate pop music, but adel is not anoying to me at al. kelly's b.s. makes me want to suck on a explosive.
Kelly used to be cute, now she's pretty heavy.
toto has more grammies than anyone, not as a band but as the michael jackson writers & performers. Janet too. they also worked with hundreds of artists & won them.
whoa whoa whoa....I never said I liked Kelly Clarkson. I only said that her voice was more pleasing to my ears than Adele. The kind of music they do is not anything that I would ever purchase for my listening pleasure but there is no denying they both have a wonderful talent.
and I hate country music