goin' down the highway, doin' 64, ______ blew a big one and it pushed me out the door

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the wheels all exploded, the engine wouldn't start. all because of ________'s super-sonic fart. :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Miss Suzy?
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Mario
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. . .
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Bang bang Lulu,
    Lulu bangs all day
    Who are we going to bang on
    When Lulu goes away

    Lulu had a brother
    her brother's name was Tim
    She flushed him down the toliet
    to see if he could swim

    He made it past the rapids
    he made it past the falls
    when he made it to the outhouse
    she retrieved him by the balls ...singing bang bang Lulu.........
     
  6. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    rat shit, bat shit.
    motherfucking twat.
    69 assholes tide in a knot.
    YEAH! lizard shit.
    YEAH! lizard shit.
    fuck............

    the late great george carlin, back in the day.
     
  7. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew
    Nipple bosom hairpie fingerfuck screw,
    Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit,
    Sheep pussy, camel crack, pig and lion shit.

    Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch
    Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch
    Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife sloppin huggy
    You ball lappin slut sword swallow my chubby
     
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    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    hey tomtom, if that's not george carlin your really good.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    John Valby, also known as Dr Dirty

     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Who knows, you guys might need to be logged in to view these but this is the best

    End of the month

    So vile, so filthy

     
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  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Kelly Clarkson is better than Adele.

    There....I said it.
     
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    and more grammy's fall to whom?
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Personally.....Kelly Clarkson is more pleasing to my ears.

    Grammy shmammy
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Kanye West has more grammys than anybody...I think.


    Grammys are decided by the record companies to push their own acts.
     
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    that's why you like kelly and don't produce music? people into country music are really not normal. i hate pop music, but adel is not anoying to me at al. kelly's b.s. makes me want to suck on a explosive.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Kelly used to be cute, now she's pretty heavy.
     
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    toto has more grammies than anyone, not as a band but as the michael jackson writers & performers. Janet too. they also worked with hundreds of artists & won them.
     
  19. FunnyFarm2

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    whoa whoa whoa....I never said I liked Kelly Clarkson. I only said that her voice was more pleasing to my ears than Adele. The kind of music they do is not anything that I would ever purchase for my listening pleasure but there is no denying they both have a wonderful talent.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    and I hate country music