Goin' to a Sex Party Tonight

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Wife's friend had the doctor put the baby's sex in an envelope and it will be revealed at the party tonight.

    I hope there's beer.:facepalm:
     
  2. MatthewT

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    my doctor was smart; he'd tell the preggers she was having a boy, and write "girl" in the chart, or vice-versa. then, if what he said was right, he'd act smug. if what he said was wrong, he'd say, gee, i don't remember what i said, let me see what i wrote in your chart. smugly.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I hate wife and friend
     
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    Is that doctor Jesus or something? No person could be that smart.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the fuck are you
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Your lover from another mother.
     
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    Schmoopy says he's a shit mult!!!!!
     
  8. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Never heard of such a thing... But what do I know?
    I didn't have a baby shower
    We bought what we needed, we didn't grift our friends for junk.
    After a healthy, happy was born, I smoked some ribs fo 10 hrs. And had a real party.
     
  9. MatthewT

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  10. MatthewT

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    dang, girl, haven't seen you in a while :flowers:
     
  11. boxers

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    You send a friend in your place to the doctor so I would imagine the same friend can replace you at this party
     
  12. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    I'd prefer this.
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You missed it, my friend.
    There'll be another one. :p
     
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    You know I'm a Howard Forum faggot.
    ...yet I have never used the phrases, wiggy, pelican , or horse. :hat:
     
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    My husband's friends love me. :eek:
     
  16. MatthewT

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    until now :c
     
  17. boxers

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    you gay, bro?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Damn you! :cuss:
     
  20. MatthewT

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    it's a blessing, and a curse :c