Entertainment Going back to the USSR

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    3 and a half weeks from now ill be coming to you live from Ukraine or the former USSR. Ill be in Odessa mostly with the wife visiting her family. we are planning a road trip, perhaps to Romania for a couple days while we are there.

    anything in particular and of interest i can post pics of etc besides the usual "hookers, mail order brides etc" :hehe:
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    of note*

    if we wanted to fly through Istanbul , it was really cheap :grad:
     
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    Just don't stay in a hostel. That movie creeped me the fuck out! :scared:
     
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    haha no.

    we stay in one of the wings of her families home near the water. one nice thing about visiting is that its a short walk to the beach and its free room and board. almost makes up for the long ass flight
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    There will probably be a few inquires about her sisters.
     
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    Some three headed animals from Chernobyl would be cool.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    only child. has a stepsister who is a fantastically obvious gold digger and bitch. but is rather attractive to look at, i will admit.

    her younger cousins girlfriend is also very pleasing to the eyes. sort of short ad smurfy, but super pretty
     
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    you know!!!!!....


    last year we were in Kiev and i made a big stink about wanting to go to Pripyat and chernobyl and take pictures and see everything i could. my wife and her friend were like "the only people that want to go there are idiot americans".

    and i was like "i am an idiot, now lets go!!!"

    in the end we went to the presidents private grounds and toured it. mark my words, one day i will see chernobyl :jumpclap:
     
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    7 hours and 4 minutes away according Russian google maps.
     
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    Negative!

    Its about 2 hours north of Kiev
     
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    I was using Odessa.
     
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    Have a great time /stay away from the vodka
     
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    Your wife is from Ukraine? Wait, is it Ukraine or The Ukraine?
     
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    What about your workouts?
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Ukraine. Adding "the" makes them crazy
     
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    There is a gym I use in their district to keep my routine going.
     
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    oski Yes. That is my picture. Gold

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    bet it would be a good place to get your PEDs
     
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    We went to a wedding last time. I almost died pretty sure
     
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    This is true. I'd have to ship to myself, but my Testosterone I received shipped from Kiev. So I'm pretty sure I can find it easily and ship to myself for cheap.